But this particular website has driven me to re-enter the fray over bad web design. Clark’s Register is a hip clothing store (too hip for me, I was looking for a gift) and somewhere along the way, they decided that the checkout and navigation needed to be part of the overall hipness of the store.
Buttons that don’t click, type that’s hard to read, unnecessary steps, needlessly nested hierarchies and brand new interface conventions–all in one site, for your shopping convenience.
Sigh.
March 10, 2003
Just for loyal readers. Go to apurplecow.com and click on #3, the (I’m guessing here) sirloin steak area. My plan is to write a bunch of new chapters as we go–sort of an evergrowing tome. New chapters will probably just go to people who buy the book.
Purple Cow deli & grocery closes its doors. Sad, but not really a surprise. When they opened, they were remarkable. Then they became invisible. And finally, with plenty of remarkable alternatives, they became irrelevant.
March 9, 2003
Well, it doesn’t have any Twinkies in it, it uses chocolate cake mix and frosting from a can, but we can be glad that no cows were injured in the creation of this recipe. Twinkie Cake Recipe from The Honorable William J. Janklow, Governor of the State of South Dakota.
I don’t make this stuff up. I’m not smart enough.
March 7, 2003
A Fast Company piece about why an MBA is a waste of time (hint: the article was a satire, but, like all satire, I sort of agreed with it.)
Here’s a more serious take on the same issue:National Post Business Magazine
For a few months, my friend Scott has been telling me about Meetup. Well, I checked out the site and I think it’s worth a look.
200,000 people have signed up for this free service. In a nutshell, they coordinate monthly meetings on specialized topics (in person, in cafes) in 500+ cities a month.
So, for example, it turns out that there are more than 12,000 witches signed up, folks who like to meet and talk about witchcraft and stuff. The nearest meeting to my house is at Gloria Jean’s coffee in White Plains on Tuesday at 7.
Who knows. Maybe they’ll establish a worldwide network of Purple Cow readers soon. After all, this seems like the definition of early adopter sneezers to me.
Here’s an example of someone who’s got just about all of the ideavirus buttons in the right place. It’s spreading, and that’s no surprise. The Propaganda Remix Project!
February 12, 2003
Scharffen Berger doesn’t have a chance. They’re tiny. They roast their own beans, create their own nibs, temper their own chocolate… all in a small factory near the San Francisco airport. In a world filled with Hershey bars, how could they possibly compete?
By being remarkable.
Scharffen Berger isn’t for everyone. That’s the point. Chocolate for everyone has already been done. Hershey can’t grow any more. Their new ad campaign isn’t worth a fraction of what they’re spending. Either you seek out Hershey or it’s invisible.
Scharffen Berger, on the other hand, appeals to people who wouldn’t bother with a Hershey Bar. Chocolate fanatics. And chocolate fanatics are always seeking, always searching for something better. And when they find it, they tell their friends.
So, without spending a nickel on advertising, Scharffen Berger is now one of the fastest-growing brands of chocolate in the world. It’s amazing, a symphony for your tongue. You’ll take a taste, realize that you may remember that taste all your life, and then, if you’re like most people with a chocolate otaku, will tell your friends
February 3, 2003
So, I stumbled into a bookstore of a major chain yesterday. I couldn’t help myself… bought five books. As I finished checking out, the clerk said, “Can I have your email address for our newsletter?”
By reflex, I just said, “no.” Too much spam, not enough trust, no real need to read their newsletter. Then, of course, I got curious. “Do many people say no?” I asked…
“In fact, almost everyone does,” she said. Obviously, asking wasn’t her idea.
In the old days, when permission was new, all you had to do was ask. Now, it seems, it’s not so easy.
What if she had said, “Hey, good for you. You just qualified for a $20 gift certificate. Want them to email it to you? You also get a list of special books six times a year…”
That’s a totally different offer, right? That’s an offer about me, not them. Something I can use right now. A definite promise of what I’m going to get (and not get) by email.
January 30, 2003
Reminded of a good lesson today. If you’re a Fast Company reader, you may have read my article in the latest issue: In Praise of the Purple Cow. For a limited time, the article offers a copy of my new book in exchange for postage and handling.
Anyway, people who signed up before the store was ready for orders got a message from Fast Company alerting them that they could finish their order now.
Problem was, the URL was wrong. Ouch!
Lesson? Don’t send a mailing to your whole list (even if you’ve got permission! especially if you’ve got permission!) without testing it on a dozen people first. And if you were one of the people who got the wrong link, my apologies to you on FC’s behalf.
January 28, 2003
