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Great Marketers are Architects
A friend sent me this note yesterday:
Seth,
happy holidays to you and family
After much thought I want to go after a senior marketing
person ,Obviously you might know of someone. any thoughts? if you
do send my way . salary plus percentage of increase in biz and new biz
development.
I wrote back:
…
you need to be clear with yourself about what "senior" means and what
"marketing" means.
Do you mean a commission based salesperson who pretends to be a
marketer? Do you mean a CMO who comes from ESPN or JetBlue? Or do you
mean an advertising person?
You won’t get what you want unless you know what you want.
And his response:
Agreed . But I am sure. A strict marketer who can take the existing biz
a maximize both ends and find new revenue streams.
Of course, this isn’t going to work. It’s not going to work because "take the existing biz and maximize" is the job for a direct marketer, or an ad guy, not an architect.
What does an architect do? She reinvents the very nature of what’s delivered and how it is delivered. She reimagines the inputs and outputs of the organization, as well as its story, to create an engine of revenue that grows while benefitting all sides.
The reason we hear about google and apple and jetblue and starbucks all the time is that these are poster children for re-architecting existing business models into something very different. The marketing is not slapped on. Starbucks is not Dunkin Donuts with a clever sign. If Dunkin Donuts goes out to hire a "senior marketer" and gives that person traditional senior marketer duties, not much is going to change.
I thought of this when I saw my friend Lisa’s thriving non-profit, Dos Margaritas. The website isn’t the snappy page you’d imagine if you wanted a "senior marketer" to build you something that would spread the word and increase donations. But the business itself, what they do and the way they do it–that’s brilliant marketing architecture.
Who’s that wearing the Spurs jersey?
Ernie Mosteller has a riff about Southwest’s home page… an image that’s all about Southwest, and not one bit about Ernie. tangelo ideas – erniesblog: November 2005.
Pickles?
Do you serve pickles?
Harold’s, a New York-style deli in Edison, New Jersey, has a pickle bar. All you can eat pickles with every meal, including breakfast.
What a silly gimmick.
Really?
Harold himself told me that he serves 14,000 meals a week. This at a restaurant at the back of a Holiday Inn. At a restaurant that serves a $30 turkey sandwich!
It’s pretty obvious that Harold does just fine giving away pickles–no matter how many you care to eat. Not a gimmick at all, it turns out.
The inanity of the American consumer
Never before in history have so many needed so little.
"What do you get for someone who has everything" takes on a whole new meaning in the face of the BTB TEM 500.
This device will toast your muffin, poach an egg and heat your ham, all at the same time.
What kind of person, exactly, needs this?
If you’re the rush out the door guy who stops at McDonalds, then there’s no way you’re going to stop and clean the thing.
And if you’re a gourmet, you probably want to make more than one at a time, and you still don’t want to clean it.
Not only don’t people need it, it’s unclear that they even want it.
It seems as though we’ve marketed ourselves into a corner, where the only way to grow is to find increasingly narrow niches of decreasing utility. The consumer portion of our economy is now dependent on a four-week long debt-fueled race to buy the useless.
Surely consumers can do better. And maybe, marketers can lead us there.
A Norwegian analysis of web 2.0
Flickr wins because of timing/story/openness, not by being first: A classic web2.0 case.
Can more than 50% be wrong?
12,000 people have taken a blind taste test. You do a search you’re familiar with, it shows you the results from Google, MSN and Yahoo. Which is the most relevant, it asks?
Almost 60% of those tested said that Yahoo or MSN was the most relevant.
Which reinforces my point that Google isn’t "better" for most people if "better" means more relevant or deeper. Google is better because it feels better and quicker and leaner and easier to use. The story we tell ourselves about Google is very different, and we use it differently as a result. Think about that the next time you insist you need a "better" formula or a faster server or a stronger first baseman.
Music sounds better through an iPod because we think it does. Design matters. Stories matter most of all. (note: I’ve adjusted some of the numbers on this post, because I, um, read them wrong. Sorry.)
No good home pages?
We’re deep into a discussion of Squidoo’s home page, and it occured to me that except for the exception that proves the rule (Google), there are no good home pages.
Certainly not Amazon or eBay or even Yahoo. Not MSN or AOL or Technorati, either. Go look at these pages through the eyes of a newbie, or of a power user or of someone who stumbled over without knowing exactly why. Do they succeed?
Home pages try to do too much. They try to explain to the unitiated, retrain the veterans, and get out of the way of the power users.
It’s a little like book covers, actually. Book covers generally fail to sell a book. What they do if they succeed is they get you to pick the book up, and to pick it up in the right sort of mood.
My new strategy is:
1. above all else, interact.
2. avoid the home page at all costs. If I can get you to use the product without having to work your way through an artificial front door, that’s a good thing.
Classifieds are next
When was the last time you looked up the price of a stock in the newspaper?
Ramit Sethi reports that the Wall Street Journal reports that the LA Times is cutting the size of their stock tables.
About time.
What an anachronism. I wrote about this more than five years ago… the stock tables generate no revenue and no readership. One paper in Newark decreased the size of their stock tables by 90% (!), lost a dozen or so subscribers and saved more than a million dollars a year.
Now, the question is, "when was the last time you looked something up in the classifieds of your newspaper?"
Every organization is filled with vestigal activities, sacred cows that feel as though they must be defended. We defend them at our peril… do it too long, and the whole thing is gone.
Woot + CEO Reads = Free books
Jack and Todd bring us: InBubbleWrap.
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